its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
