what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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