I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
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I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
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Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
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