I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
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God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
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