the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
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