my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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