I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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