She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
