That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
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