Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
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I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
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It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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