My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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