So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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