The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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