Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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