a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
Ketchup is God's man juice
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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