I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
Best friends brother. Beat that.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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