Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
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