My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I think your dad took our porno
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Randomize
