yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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