Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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