I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
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i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
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Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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