i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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