i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
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I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
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wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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