People with herpes should wear stickers.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
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i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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