I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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