Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Randomize
