Fine. I'll sleep in my office
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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