How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
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frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
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I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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