have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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