his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I still have a little drunk in my system
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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