Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Randomize
