i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
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