if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
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just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
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She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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