are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
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My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
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My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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