I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
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We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
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i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Holy sore nipples Batman
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
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