HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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