so that wasnt chicken after all
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
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Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
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I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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