That's when you crack a 10am beer
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
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You're like the curious george of whores
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
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Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
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