Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
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