haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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