covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
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She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
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I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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