Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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