so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
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So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
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He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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