I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
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Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
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if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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