I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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