I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
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I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
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Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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