no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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