Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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