At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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