Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
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she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
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so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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