I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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