every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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