I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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