the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I had to cum in my sink.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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