Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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