There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
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That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
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I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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