u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Randomize
