i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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