Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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