Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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