What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
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He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
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I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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