marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Randomize
